Saturday, January 17, 2009

The perfect box!

As I'm sitting here in frigid Michigan alternating between freezing and stripping everything off for a hot flash (brought on by my lovely new cancer fighting drugs), Patricia Hecker sends me a link to the perfect box for women.

Hopefully I'm not breaking all kinds of rules but I'm copying what she wrote as a description of the box since it's hilarious!

Please go buy the box since otherwise I will!

"Description For all my sisters........I present to you ....The Bitch Box!
Yes, you read that correctly! The Bitch Box........perfect for all of us going through 'the change'.......
Nothing prepares one for the emotional upheaval, the internal fires, the ups and downs associated with menopause.
Makes having a period look fun!

This cute box will hold dearly all your medicinal and herbal elixirs to survive PMS and the bitchy days ahead of menopause!
.........Everything except a bottle of tequila!

So if you relate to this box, you owe it to yourself to buy it!
Yes, NOW!
Like a box of bon bons on the couch while watching soap opera's, or half a pan of macaroni and cheese..or cake batter off the beaters......
make this yours..........

By this point, I hope you're laughing!
You know that 10 minutes later you may be crying, so hit the button now, toss it in your cart, unstrap your bra and throw caution to the wind! In a few days, this fun box will be arriving to your door while you're still in your jammies polishing off the last of the Haagen Dazs!

It's 6" wide, 6 1/4"deep and 6 1/2" tall. It has a sliding lid, 2 tone charming (unswollen) pink feet and sexy black velvet lining the bottom."

PS - She now has another box...


Patricia Hecker said...

One moment please......I can arrange free delivery!!

Pam VanTimmeren said...

Hi, Bonnie! I've been thinking about you and wondering if your hair is curly yet? Sending hugs and prayers your way for your complete recovery!